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Okay, babe, let’s be real — no one’s trying to drop five grand on a baby shower, but we still want people to think we did. You know the vibe: chic, coordinated, “I-have-my-life-together” energy that …
Okay, babe, let’s be real — you don’t need to blow your entire savings to live your best Bali life. I know the Instagram girlies make it look like you need a private villa with …
Okay, can we have a real talk about wedding décor for a second? Because if I see one more Pinterest board with the same dusty eucalyptus garland and mason jars… I might cry. I get it, they’re cute, but babe, your wedding deserves a vibe that feels like you, not like a rerun of everyone else’s 2017 mood board.
Okay, can we just be real for a second? Nothing kills the vibe of a baby shower faster than some awkward game where everyone’s fake-laughing and praying for it to end. (Looking at you, “guess the melted candy bar in the diaper” game.) Babe, we can do better.
“Babe, if I see one more girl in a wrinkly beige linen dress posing with a coconut on Instagram, I might scream.” Yeah, I said it. Bali had its moment, but Bangkok? She’s the effortlessly chic older sister who doesn’t need to try too hard.
Okay, tell me why we’re still doing the whole sad buffet line thing in 2025. You know what I’m talking about — the lukewarm pasta that clumps together, the mystery casserole someone swears is “homemade,” and those awkward moments where you’re stuck in line behind the guy who takes forever to decide between ranch or Italian dressing.
Okay, babe. We need to talk. If I see one more sad buffet table with dollar-store streamers and cupcakes that look like they’ve been through a situation, I might scream.