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“Babe, if I see one more girl in a wrinkly beige linen dress posing with a coconut on Instagram, I might scream.” Yeah, I said it. Bali had its moment, but Bangkok? She’s the effortlessly chic older sister who doesn’t need to try too hard.
Okay, tell me why we’re still doing the whole sad buffet line thing in 2025. You know what I’m talking about — the lukewarm pasta that clumps together, the mystery casserole someone swears is “homemade,” and those awkward moments where you’re stuck in line behind the guy who takes forever to decide between ranch or Italian dressing.
Okay, babe. We need to talk. If I see one more sad buffet table with dollar-store streamers and cupcakes that look like they’ve been through a situation, I might scream.